The difference between Democrats and Republicans

It’s a joke circulating by e-mail. Please, folks, take it for what it is…a little light hearted humor given my Republican roots and the upcoming election.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama were walking down a Washington D.C. street when they came upon a homeless person.

The Republican, John McCain, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told the homeless person to “have hope…change is coming…”


  1. Kathryn says:

    When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak reached into John McCain’s pocket, found McCain’s wallet empty, and told the homeless person to “have hope…change is coming…”

  2. Kathryn says:

    Not quite right yet, but it needs another round of the pocket for balance.

  3. And then the homeless person realized they couldn’t get a job because he didn’t have an I.D. and realized on at least one issue, McCain, Clinton and Obama were totally wrong: Real ID.

  4. And it’s Barack 🙂

  5. Shawn, I see you’ve become the typo police. Maybe El Gato is rubbing of on you after all?

    Bad cut and paste. I caught it the first time, could care less now.

  6. Kathryn says:

    The woman tempted me and I edit.

  7. Cheri M. says:

    Well spoken, Adam (aka Kathryn)!

  8. No, I try to correct it when people spell Barack wrong though because it seems like a fairly widespread typo.

    Anyhow, I figured you knew the spelling and just missed it. I’ve always been kind of a spelling cop in real life, too.

  9. Lew Reed says:

    This would be much funnier were it not so true. Sigh