But Mom sent it to me!

A joke circulating right now on the presidential decision:

The Irish are such clear thinkers:

“We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .

On one side, you have a a lawyer, married to a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking rich woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What are you lads thinking over there?”