The last time I took a ‘logical first step’ I fell right out of the plane and dropped several thousand feet before my main chute opened. And that resulted in what I can only describe as an almost automatic number 2 in my fatigues while still high above ferndock airforce base.

No more ‘logical first steps’ for this elf, I’ll tell ya.

If you want your budding offspring Latoya and her Spartanettes to get action on their problem, I’d suggest on going the more circuitous route of arranging for them to appear for practice several nights a week in their Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring outfits on the bar down at Hooters.

That will definitely get them scheduled in one of Elmbrook’s shiny new four station gyms asap!

The only reference close to a dance team in the WIAA handbook, is the naming of a contact for Cheer/Spirit Groups at the WIAA office. But in the document itself it only addresses those groups in the Spectator/Crowd Conduct Policies.

Following continued creative googling, I finally struck pay dirt with the web site:

http://www.wacpc.com

which is for cheer leading and pom pon coaches.

The girlies appear to be sanctioned by wiaa through the membership of their coach in this organization (?).

Any how, it would appear that your best bet would be to purchase festive helmets and padding for the little darlings before you allow them to join the squad and end up practicing in a swill tank in the school basement.

You certainly cannot expect that, just because the schools got their four station gyms, they plan on allowing every ancillary group to have access to them!