Oh, wait. I miss most of them. This one was for the Nobel Peach Prize.
Here’s the text from the AP.
I totally could have rocked as Obama’s speech writer for this one. My version:
Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, Distinguished Members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, citizens of America, and citizens of the world:
I did nothing to deserve this.
The end!
You know, that Cracker Jack box is an important statement. 
6 responses so far ↓
1 Waterboy // Dec 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm
The obvious reason the Nobel Committee granted the award was that Obama restored hope to the country and the world, in contrast to the run-and-gun cowboy mentality offered by the previous administration. Cheney was unscrupulous and the world knew it.
2 Randy in Richmond // Dec 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Waterboy
Cheney was President ? Which legislation did he sign ?
3 Cindy Kilkenny // Dec 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Some liberals can be such intellectuals!
4 Waterboy // Dec 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Randy,
Two errors in your witty repartee;
-my comment made no reference to “president”;
-you assumed Bush was smart enough to lead “the previous administration”.
5 Cindy Kilkenny // Dec 10, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Oh, I see. You think it’s reasonable to compare apples and oranges if it makes your point. Why is that not surprising?
6 Randy in Richmond // Dec 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Waterboy
Thanks for the compliment. When you can use linkable facts and make a congruent statement I will respond.
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