Let’s make a deal

A week from today you can sing Happy Birthday to me and I’ll only charge you $1,000. (I have a special issue to support right now, you know.)

I figure I’m at least 1/30th as important as the President of the United States.


  1. Randy in Richmond says:

    You really are supposed to pay if you sing ‘Happy Birthday’. That’s why no one legit sings it on the Internet.

  2. Well then, I’ll let you make up your own song. 🙂

  3. Anthony says:

    Maybe Creepy Stalker Guy will pay to sing to you.

  4. I kind of doubt it, but that is funny. He’s not been so bad lately. It’s really much nicer this way.