It’s my uncle’s fault

BREAKING NEWS!!! Obama interrupts his Martha’s Vineyard golfing to announce that the Washington DC earthquake occurred on an obscure fault line that runs right under the White House, and is known as “Bush’s Fault”.


  1. The Lorax says:

    This is the one that got me laughing…

    The Weather Channel says yesterdays east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama’s Fault, though Obama will say it’s really Bush’s Fault. Another theory is that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves, but I believe what we all thought was an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.

  2. Oooooh! I love “the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.”