Quick. Before this martini kicks in.
1) If Obama hadn’t abandoned Tom Barrett during the recall, would we be calling Mr. Barrett Governor?
2) Tammy. Really? How embarrassing.
Dear Mr. Hovde. MOVE HERE. And then run again. You redeemed yourself after the primary. Timing is everything, sir.
Tommy. Can we finally be done. Please?
3) Will status quo get us anywhere?
4) Can we freaking lock down voter identification in WI? Nasty stories are out there.
5) The next big American battle is between Latinos and Blacks. Whites will sit back and watch and wonder what happened.
(Ok, that one may have been post-martini, but don’t call me racist. It just is.)
6) It probably came down to “better the devil you know” for undecided voters.
(That’s the last update. I promise.)