Fairly Conservative

You were a hateful little twit and mentioned something about Aldi’s knock-off Oreo cookies and a laptop the other day.

Well, I want you to know the youngest just came home with Joe-Joe’s, Trader Joe’s Oreo version filled with chocolate creme. They are amazing.

For the record, I am writing from a laptop.

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I know it really pummels your image given the Range Rover and video phone of the week, but you once worked with someone who shops at both Joe’s and Aldi’s.

Deal with it.